Dogs Quotes
A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever.
When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. T
he dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling
"Hey, come back here with my breast!"
- Linda Ellerbee
If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.
- Deborah Norville
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him,
and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
- Samuel Butler
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
- Dave Miliman
One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Unknown
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
- Mark Twain
Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity
- Napoleon Bonaparte
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Leonard Huxley British writer
We named the DOG Indiana!
- Henry Jones, Sr. (Sean Connery) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
cave canum.(beware of the dog)
- Unknown
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler
Beware of silent dogs and still waters.
- Portuguese Proverb
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
- Unknown
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick age 10 Advice from Kids
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit,
you would stay out and your dog would go in.
- Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Artists like cats, soldiers like dogs.
- Desmond Morris
Its easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern
America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do.
Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent
on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful.
Cats are mean for the fun of it.
- P. J. O'Rourke
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Sir Winston Churchill
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
- Jeff Valdez
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- Mary Bly
When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog.
- Robert A. Heinlein
A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
- Plato
To a dog the whole world is a smell
- Unknown
Dogs wait for us faithfully
- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
- Unknown
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . .
suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran Lebowitz
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Bern Williams
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
- Franklin Jones
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like
asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
- John Osborne
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