A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates
your successes
--Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have
teenagers of their own.
--Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
--Doug Larson
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of
responsibility for our shortcomings.
--Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if
green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
--Doug Larson
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