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Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
-Robert Orben

I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. 
I just like the dough. 
- Sharon Stone 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. 
- Unknown 

Truths are first clouds; then rain, then harvest and food 
- Henry Ward Beecher 

Some things you have to do every day. Eating seven apples on Saturday night 
instead of one a day just isn't going to get the job done. 
- Jim Rohn

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead. 
-Woody Allen 


The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal 
probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world. 
- Robert Orben 

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, 
you might better stay home. 
- James Michener 

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, 
but it doesn't say how far to separate them. 
-Gracie Allen

Never eat more than you can lift. 
- Miss Piggy 

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like 
and let the food fight it out inside. 
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) 

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. 
It's not so important to know what it is, 
but it's critical to know what it was. 
- Unknown 

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. 
It's a whole different way of thinking. 
- Elaine Boosler 

Watermelon --it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. 
-Enrico Caruso 

Never trust a dog to watch your food. 
- Patrick age 10 Advice from Kids 

Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy. 
And, cooking done with care is an act of love 
- Craig Clairborne 

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food 
- Russian proverb 

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. 
- Andy Rooney 

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. 
By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." 
-Erma Bombeck

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, 
and do what you'd rather not. 
- Mark Twain 

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? 
- Charles De Gaulle 

Vengeance is a dish that can be eaten colld. 
- James Payn In Market Overt (1895) 

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, 
I say, are you going to drink that? 
- Lisa Claymen 

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. 
- Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: 
Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars 

There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, 
white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. 
- Unknown

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. 
Know what happened? I ate faster. 
-Joe E. Lewis 

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate. 
- Patrick Skene Catling 

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, 
a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. 
it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. 
- Baron Justus von Liebig (1803-1873) German chemist 

Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it. 
- P. J. O'Rourke