To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
--Robert Orben
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal
probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.
--Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker
tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns
that 'individuality' is the key to success.
--Robert Orben
Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to
endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.
--Robert Orben
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
--Robert Orben
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't
for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
--Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but
would like it to keep in touch.
--Robert Orben
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