I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think
of them as stray eyebrows
- Janette Barber
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every
time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my
breast in an envelope and send it to someone
- Jan King
I love California. I practically grew up in
Phoenix.
- Dan Quayle
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
- Bob Dole
I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now
know the number of continents.
- George Wallace
1968 presidential campaign
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
- Groucho Marx
(1890-1977)
US comedian
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence,
zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism,
stupid guys, and PMS, why the hell do people still
tell me to have a nice day?
- Unknown
Be Silly. Be honest. Be kind.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer
people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle
Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans:
it's lovely to be silly at the right moment.
- Horace
Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a
mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a
loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put
something silly in the world That ain't been there
before.
- Shel Silverstien
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur
movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't
evolve for another million years. They're afraid
the movie will give kids a mistaken impression.
What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing
and dancing?
- Jay Leno
USA Today has come out with a new survey:
Apparently three out of four people make up 75
percent of the population.
- David Letterman
China is a big country with a lot of chinese
people living there.
- Charles De Gaulle
Former French President
When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look
up your dress!
- Unknown