This is boring! Now I know what people went through when ...
my Bronco was going up the freeway.
--O. J. Simpson on the televised journey of the
Ryder truck taking presidential election ballots to Tallahassee.
C'mon, Moe. It's been St. Patrick's day for hours now
and I'm not drunk yet!
--Homer Simpson The Simpsons - Television Cartoon Show)
Trying is the first step towards failure
--Homer Simpson
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
--Homer Simpson
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days.
This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book!
Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
--Homer Simpson
D'oh!
--Homer Simpson
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