Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give
you a man who will make history. Give me a man
with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.
- J.C. Penney
Helium was up, feathers were down.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Paper was stationary
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Knives were up sharply.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Cow steered into a bull market.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Pencils lost a few points.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Hiking equipment was trailing.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their
slow decline.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Weights were up in heavy trading
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Light switches were off.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Mining equipment hit rock bottom
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Diapers remain unchanged
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
The market for raisins dried up.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Coca Cola fizzled.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Sun peaked at midday
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Balloon prices were inflated
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge
the market.
- TODAY IN THE STOCK MARKET
Happiness is a stock that doubles in a year.
- Ira U. Cobleigh
When will the market bottom? Frankly, when
investors stop asking the question.
- Richard Bernstein
Merrill Lynch Chief U.S. Strategist
We simply attempt to be fearful when others are greedy, and to be greedy only when others are fearful.
- Warren Buffet (Second richest person in the world)
In the short run, the market is a voting machine but in the long run it is a weighing machine.
- Warren Buffet