I've seen this done on TV.
--Famous Last Words
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is
both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is
interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
--Rod Serling
I don't even own a TV because I think it's the devil.
--Cameron Diaz
Electricity originates inside clouds. There, it forms into lightning,
which is attracted to the Earth by golfers. After entering the ground,
the electricity hardens into coal, which, when dug up by power companies a
nd burned in big ovens called 'generators,' turns back into electricity.
where it is transformed by TV sets into commercials for beer,
which passes through the consumers and back into the ground,
thus completing what is known as a 'circuit.'
--Dave Barry
People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa.
That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . .
We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love.
--Miriam Makeba
People who grow alarmed at what privacy they may be giving up each time
they use the Internet have not fully grasped how much they routinely reveal
each time they...draw a salary, dial the phone, subscribe to a magazine, j
oin a club, enter a hospital, complete a coupon, enter a contest,
hook up to cable TV, or use their credit cards to make the most
innocent of purchases - even a throwaway novel at their local independent bookstore.
--Richard Powers author
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book.
--Groucho Marx
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
--Frank Lloyd Wright
Karl Marx is wrong, Television is the opiate of the masses.
--Tony Follari Comedian
You shouldn't spend your life watching Television,you should spend your life selling Televisions.
--Tony Follari Comedian
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