Sometimes the highlight of the day is watching the highlights.
--Tony Follari Comedian and Artist here in New Zealand
The world may not revolve around me, but the atoms certainly do.
--Tony Follari Comedian and Artist here in New Zealand
Travelling into a blackhole is literally an escape from reality.
--Tony Follari Comedian and Artist here in New Zealand
I'm an independant thinker,but I still depend on what other people think.
--Tony Follari Comedian and Artist here in New Zealand
You might win a million dollars in a boxing fight,
but you'll also lose a million brain cells.
--Tony Follari Comedian and Artist here in New Zealand
Life is a series of temporary destinations,and they all cost.
--Tony Follari
Capital punishment should be about punishing Capitalists.
--Tony Follari
Only a crazy theory will explain a crazy world.
--Tony Follari
Never expect success unless you're clearly the best.
--Tony Follari
A relaxed person has never killed anyone.
--Tony Follari
The mind is like a door,but don't lose the key, that's amnesia.
--Tony Follari
It is the human race that has created the inhuman pace.
--Tony Follari
If you poison the environment,the environment will poison you.
--Tony Follari Comedian and Artist here in New Zealand
Lets eliminate all the racists in society,l
et's have a pure non-racist world?
--Tony Follari
Chronophobics are Timewasters.
--Tony Follari
Stardom is seldom the kingdom of freedom.
--Tony Follari
There is nothing new under the sun,except what is beyond the Sun.
--Tony Follari
If the Adam & Eve theory is correct,
we are infact starving our own children in Africa.
--Tony Follari
If language is the dress of thought,
then Shakespeare was wearing some amazing threads.
--Tony Follari
The only thing fair in life is a nice Blonde.
--Tony Follari
Never toughen up on tender emotions.
--Tony Follari
The Universe was God's most original idea.
--Tony Follari
A Human being is a Genetic Artform.
--Tony Follari
Psychology is the Science of everything we know
about what people are willing to tell us.
--Tony Follari
If God plays dice with the universe,who's backing the table?
--Tony Follari
Death is well understood,it's life that isn't.
--Tony Follari Comedian
People who hunger for power should sit in electric chairs.
--Tony Follari
Don't judge a book by its insurance cover.
--Tony Follari
The mirror copies everything,but remembers nothing.
--Tony Follari
Nothing is clear cut in life, except for Diamonds.
--Tony Follari
Karl Marx is wrong, Television is the opiate of the masses.
--Tony Follari Comedian
A Craftsman polishes his work, but a Comedian polishes his errors.
--Tony Follari Comedian
Religion altars the mind.
--Tony Follari Comedian
Art is just a pigment of your imagination.
--Tony Follari Comedian
Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth.
--Tony Follari Comedian
Rubbish in, rubbish out does not apply to a junk Artist.
--Tony Follari Comedian
Man invents puzzles, but the Universe puzzles the man.
--Tony Follari
Mathematicians don't crack jokes, they crack codes.
--Tony Follari Comedian
In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom.
--Tony Follari Comedian
If you enjoy plagiarism, you have infact been receiving stolen goods.
--Tony Follari
People are worrying about getting cancer,
when the chief cause of cancer is getting worried.
--Tony Follari
Greed is a predictable thing,you can always expect more to come.
--Tony Follari
Only a Magician can change a Leopards spots.
--Tony Follari
The only thing difficult in life is familiarization.
--Tony Follari
Jesus was always listening to his father.
--Tony Follari
One brick won't make a castle, but it will for 50 ants.
--Tony Follari
You shouldn't spend your life watching Television,
you should spend your life selling Televisions.
--Tony Follari Comedian
Get your circle of friends to think outside the square.
--Tony Follari
Business is good, the Universe is expanding.
--Tony Follari Comedian
It's hard to face reality when reality has many faces.
--Tony Follari Comedian
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