Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
--Will Rogers
The American people are very generous people and will forgive
almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.
--Will Rogers (1879-1935)
The minute that you read something that you can't understand,
you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
--Will Rogers
Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf
--Will Rogers
Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.
--Will Rogers
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
--Will Rogers (1879-1935)
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by
association with smarter people.
--Will Rogers Humorist
"I never met a man I didn't like"
--Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
--Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and
clap as they go by.
--Will Rogers
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