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This is like deja vu all over again. 
--Yogi Berra 

Half the game is 90% mental. 
--Yogi Berra 

If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping. 
--Yogi Berra 

Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin. 
--Yogi Berra 

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical 
--Yogi Berra 

"You can observe a lot just by watching." 
--Yogi Berra 

"He must have made that before he died." 
-- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie. 
--Yogi Berra

"I want to thank you for making this day necessary." 
-- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947. 
--Yogi Berra

"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it." 
-- When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars. 
--Yogi Berra

"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?" 
--Yogi Berra

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where 
you're going, because you might not get there." 
--Yogi Berra

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early." 
--Yogi Berra

"If you don't know where you are going, you will 
wind up somewhere else." 
--Yogi Berra

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him." 
--Yogi Berra

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because 
I'm not hungry enough to eat six." 
--Yogi Berra

"It was impossible to get a conversation going;
 everybody was talking too much." 
--Yogi Berra

"A nickel isn't worth a dime today." 
--Yogi Berra

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded." 
--Yogi Berra

"It gets late early out there." 
-- Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium. 
--Yogi Berra

"Glen Cove." -- Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show. 
--Yogi Berra

Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, 
we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. 
If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" 
Yogi replied, "Surprise me." 
--Yogi Berra

"Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time. 
--Yogi Berra

"I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four." 
--Yogi Berra

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it." 
--Yogi Berra

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, 
and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left." 
--Yogi Berra

"90% of the putts that are short don't go in." 
--Yogi Berra

"I made a wrong mistake." 
--Yogi Berra

"Texas has a lot of electrical votes." 
-- During an election campaign, after George Bush 
stated that Texas was important to the election. 
--Yogi Berra

"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." 
-- After being told he looked cool. 
--Yogi Berra

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." 
--Yogi Berra

"Yeah, but we're making great time!" 
-- In reply to "Hey Yogi, I think we're lost." 
--Yogi Berra

"If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them." 
--Yogi Berra

"It ain't the heat; it's the humility." 
--Yogi Berra

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." 
--Yogi Berra

"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, 
they won't come to yours." 
--Yogi Berra

"I didn't really say everything I said." 
--Yogi Berra

"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel." 
--Yogi Berra

"It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't." 
--Yogi Berra

"How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know 
how to spell my name." -- Upon receiving a check from 
Jack Buck made out to "bearer." 
--Yogi Berra

"I'd say he's done more than that." -- When asked if first baseman 
Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season. 
--Yogi Berra

"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win." 
--Yogi Berra

"He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light."
 -- On the acquisition of fleet-footed Ricky Henderson. 
--Yogi Berra

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" 
--Yogi Berra